Transcription: The villagers had the good fortune to be kept warm by their physical exertions. However, in my role of supervisor I was bitterly cold, so I lit a fire inside my tent. This had two results. First, the tent rose into the air. Second, the fire spread to the tent's fabric, causing me to return to Earth with a bump. I used this interesting concept to create a raised platform from which I could observe my great work's inaugural game. Events, however, were to lead to my assuming a much higher elevation than I had at first intended.
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